Last week we settled a routine personal injury case.
Our client was pleased, and by way an expression of gratitude, sent us a link to a Blossom Dearie performance of a Dave Frishberg song, “My Attorney Bernie.”
Margrethe Blossom Dearie (I’m told that was her real name) sang it just right.
A client with a good lawyer is well advised by these lines:
Bernie tells me what to do
Bernie lays it on the line
Bernie says, we sue, we sue
Bernie says, we sign, we sign
Although my name is not Bernie, I love it.
Now, I can just spot those counterfeit debentures!